ed the weirdo

ed has this weird thing where she buries anything and everything she finds outside. you CANNOT leave ANYTHING outside that isn't metal. pretty much every year when i start gardening it is a treasure hunt of weird things i find buried. socks, shoes, shoes, shoes, gloves, stuffed animals, balls... pretty much anything that is made from cloth. our neighbor kids were constantly leaving their shoes at our house and they all got buried. brand new vans and chacos have been found. this is what i have found so far from a plot of ground about 3 ft. by 3 ft. the crazy thing is i have watched her bury things and go over after she's done and i COULD NOT find where she buried it?!